Dear US Department of Education:
I like you. I really really like you.
Dear UKBA (I like calling you this better then United Kingdom Border Agency, sounds friendlier.)
Next week, after I get my fat little fingers printed, I am going to be sending you a big ol' packet with lots o' very important stuff in it. Would you kindly look over it quickly and grant me access to your lovely lovely country? I'd greatly appreciate it. I promise not to engage in any activities that might indicate that I may not be considered a person of good character. I really do promise (no more speeding tickets, I swear!).
Thank you kindly,